VIDEO: Lambchops paints the town red with the blood of his opponents and dissenters!...
...or: a haphazardly compiled reel of crap from paris.........huh?
ok, we'll just get this one out of the way... arc du tron...mmph...
born to be an assassin of some kind
parisians know how to spend their rest
constantly wary of soaking everything in my possession...and mhenna's guitar
el matador, or desperado..yeah desperado, tequiza pretty much
Le Sacre Coeur uber-dificil composite (gimme a bronzed calf or something)
et le postérieur du le sacre coeur
grr , he's gonna eat that building (fuck i'm funny)
two man enter, tom hanks leave
le sacre flamboyant coeur du le femme que ne pas recuerde la nombre... or something
how would you react to either (or all) of these fellas serving you breakfast?
every time a jesus is born, many babies die. ding.
three!! cheers to the ghosts of notre dame!
'in a world where french berets and high-powered automatic rifles are all that stand between bad guys and the eiffel tower.... '
....the british hackey squad can be counted on in a pinch
... not to be confused with the british hackney squad..
. ... though we did exchange accents for a bit... for three farthings a syllable. yup. sigh......
she volunteered to separate the noodles out of the creamy chicken powder....
....so that we could enjoy guero enchiladas
...and as compensation, the cook receives...
.... a samurai rendition of himself
and is subsequently set aflame
super spinal ghost horse, the musee d'orsay gatekeeper
they could fund the entire museum if they charged 5euro for each take-a-picture-of-me-next-to-the-manet-thingy! incidents
Carpeaux really knows how to express the oh-shit-i've-condemned-my-entire-family-to-eternal-damnation-whoopslol through the medium of sculpture
I wonder where this guy is right now....
the silent hill artists must've been rodinilites
they stopped giving him arrows after the 5th window replacement
it doesn't mean the painful potatoe, but i'd really love to think it does....
I figured I didn't need the shot as badly as the Japanese guy standing still in the middle of raging traffic on the busiest street in the country, trying to arrange his family members for the ultimo photograph and maintain each of their existences in this world. hardcore.
do finnish girls dream of electric sheep?
in any event, we now know what Algerian guys dream off ;)
an amazingly difficult composite that ended up looking like my grandmother's dinner plate YAY!
the classic/cliche (classiche?) parisian sepia nuns shot
(the tamer, lamer, equally difficult-to-compose-but-worthless-until-tron-came-along image of the triomph. more-subdued-yay).
"the raptors have numbers, but the chupacabra has courage"
2.5 days in paris + 1.0 delirious late-night train raptor attack = let loose the kraken