le banane !

PARROTS!

VIDEO: Lambchops paints the town red with the blood of his opponents and dissenters!...

...or: a haphazardly compiled reel of crap from paris.........huh?

 

 

ok, we'll just get this one out of the way... arc du tron...mmph...

the road to wellville

born to be an assassin of some kind

parisians know how to spend their rest

but I am le tired

mode fur manner

constantly wary of soaking everything in my possession...and mhenna's guitar

supergreen

el matador, or desperado..yeah desperado, tequiza pretty much

Le Sacre Coeur uber-dificil composite (gimme a bronzed calf or something)

a'cupola

et le postérieur du le sacre coeur

grr , he's gonna eat that building (fuck i'm funny)

what on earth happened here?

two man enter, tom hanks leave

the infamous immolation

a little more sacred

le sacre flamboyant coeur du le femme que ne pas recuerde la nombre... or something

but she's got alot of heart

SANCTUARY!

how would you react to either (or all) of these fellas serving you breakfast?

every time a jesus is born, many babies die. ding.

and a'ohne

and a'two

and a one two

three!! cheers to the ghosts of notre dame!

'in a world where french berets and high-powered automatic rifles are all that stand between bad guys and the eiffel tower.... '

....the british hackey squad can be counted on in a pinch

... not to be confused with the british hackney squad..

. ... though we did exchange accents for a bit... for three farthings a syllable. yup. sigh......

she volunteered to separate the noodles out of the creamy chicken powder....

....so that we could enjoy guero enchiladas

...and as compensation, the cook receives...

.... a samurai rendition of himself

and is subsequently set aflame

Le 16 AOUT!

super spinal ghost horse, the musee d'orsay gatekeeper

they could fund the entire museum if they charged 5euro for each take-a-picture-of-me-next-to-the-manet-thingy! incidents

Carpeaux says hello!

Carpeaux really knows how to express the oh-shit-i've-condemned-my-entire-family-to-eternal-damnation-whoopslol through the medium of sculpture

not too large

I wonder where this guy is right now....

doubtfully here...

rodin the rodian

the silent hill artists must've been rodinilites

they stopped giving him arrows after the 5th window replacement

Bjorn Bear! hi cutie!

straight to the point huh

busy ol' champs elysse

it doesn't mean the painful potatoe, but i'd really love to think it does....

I figured I didn't need the shot as badly as the Japanese guy standing still in the middle of raging traffic on the busiest street in the country, trying to arrange his family members for the ultimo photograph and maintain each of their existences in this world. hardcore.

no shit

do finnish girls dream of electric sheep?

in any event, we now know what Algerian guys dream off ;)

I sheep with a view

growl

my ghostly hosts, what a pair

an amazingly difficult composite that ended up looking like my grandmother's dinner plate YAY!

not a grandmother

....nor a dinner plate

or plant

a sweltering sunday afternoon

steamy and ominous

the classic/cliche (classiche?) parisian sepia nuns shot

stereo moi

(the tamer, lamer, equally difficult-to-compose-but-worthless-until-tron-came-along image of the triomph. more-subdued-yay).

"the raptors have numbers, but the chupacabra has courage"

2.5 days in paris + 1.0 delirious late-night train raptor attack = let loose the kraken

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