Californicanticle for Lebowski

single-serving buddy Kim, AKA Korean GI Joe
i had the lingering mental image of surfing through the air on that dislodged door like a hover board...yes, rue the day you put your life in my hands
sweet mecca salvation spiritu santi here i come
somewhere outside of barstow when the illegitimate teen pregnancy kicked in
Mi sobrino, Oscarsito....or Carlito...or Serpicito
He doesn't need to tell you what state of matter your popsicle is transitioning to
so fucking close to registering a batmobile.... but alas, my predator origins were left in san antonio as well
Japanese kids walking very methodlically around USC campus, being filmed by a cronie.... fucking LA
many celebrities have pee-pee'd and poo-poo'd here
.3 seconds before they noticed me, she'd knocked over a hispanic woman's wreath or some shit
Gawking at the gigantic infinity screen and the studio tech's totalized jaded apathy
<- contemplating his next move
Peach muthufuckin' passion fuckin' fruit goddamn tea
<-- really embarrased about being in this picture
this sign will not cage the beast that is Graham Dunn...
Nor will shoes....cage the beast... fuckit
discount piercing 'n tattoo..."not the first place you wanna cut corners"
Jetplane calligraphy... thought it said ohm....
... turned out to be a very creative ad for "who is Kevin XY" or whatever his goddamn name is... fu-cking - L-A.
What's sad is that the building-sized ipod banner on fairfax is more visible from the hills than the sign is from the street... you could see that shit from space
en route to pasadena, feeling photogenic and suicidal
muthufuckin' ghost sammich?! Ecto-burger
very nearly died getting to this secluded vantage point... once by mazarrati, twice by cliffside terrain
Back With Thee to The Foun-Dreee