Californicanticle for Lebowski

single-serving buddy Kim, AKA Korean GI Joe

i had the lingering mental image of surfing through the air on that dislodged door like a hover board...yes, rue the day you put your life in my hands

sweet mecca salvation spiritu santi here i come

indi-ho

somewhere outside of barstow when the illegitimate teen pregnancy kicked in

VIDEO: House of Cards

Mi sobrino, Oscarsito....or Carlito...or Serpicito

He doesn't need to tell you what state of matter your popsicle is transitioning to

so fucking close to registering a batmobile.... but alas, my predator origins were left in san antonio as well

i'm a loner dottie...

...a rebel...

never seen that before

Japanese kids walking very methodlically around USC campus, being filmed by a cronie.... fucking LA

why'd i put that here?>

many celebrities have pee-pee'd and poo-poo'd here

.3 seconds before they noticed me, she'd knocked over a hispanic woman's wreath or some shit

Gawking at the gigantic infinity screen and the studio tech's totalized jaded apathy

Venice Biatch

<- contemplating his next move

oh joy

Peach muthufuckin' passion fuckin' fruit goddamn tea

<-- really embarrased about being in this picture

this sign will not cage the beast that is Graham Dunn...

Nor will shoes....cage the beast... fuckit

Glorious gramma glasses

shadowrape

VIDEO: Hari Fiddlar!

discount piercing 'n tattoo..."not the first place you wanna cut corners"

Shadow Jr.

VIDEO: Scratchapella

Van Gogh invented smog

Jetplane calligraphy... thought it said ohm....

... turned out to be a very creative ad for "who is Kevin XY" or whatever his goddamn name is... fu-cking - L-A.

What's sad is that the building-sized ipod banner on fairfax is more visible from the hills than the sign is from the street... you could see that shit from space

en route to pasadena, feeling photogenic and suicidal

generous hosts

poltergeist window

rotund bikers

rotund biker sammich!

muthufuckin' ghost sammich?! Ecto-burger

Ventura beach

focus frenzy

smog-crossed lovers

very nearly died getting to this secluded vantage point... once by mazarrati, twice by cliffside terrain

 

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