Recent Turner Sightings
(report personal sightings here)

5-07

TURNERPOSITORY OFFICIALLY CLOSED. THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED, THE CIRCLE CLOSED. GOD BLESS YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING US IN OUR ENDEAVOR TO UNCOVER THE ESSENCE OF TURNER.

THAT'S RIGHT... THE ORIGINAL DOPPLE, SIGHTED NOT 4 YEARS AGO, SERENDIPITOUSLY FOUND HIMSELF AGAIN STANDING ASIDE US AT THESE VERY HALLOWED GROUNDS UPON WHICH HE FIRST GRACED US WITH HIS MAGNANIMOUS PRESENCE.

YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR MARK, SIR, INDELLIBLY UPON OUR HEARTS AND MINDS.

 

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4-07

TR System Log 4.4.07: trsysreg> authenticating new user... trsysreg> server grid anomaly detected trsysreg> doppleturner intruder alert! trsysreg> system emergency shutdown initiated

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3-07

The tainted one lurks again at Coachella

now under the guise of a she-devil

 

 

beware the cracker succubus

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12-06
Turncoat Turner discovered sleeping with the enemy

 

beware the beast who now waves the valero flag

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9-06

Turner's Anime Dream Fight

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10-05
Nefariousterbation

quaid.....start the reactor!

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6-67
3rd Tour, Ho Chi Min City '67

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8-04
Triple Turner: Charged with 6 counts of

• Impersonating an officer of the Law
• Hounding Young Boys For Prurient Interests
• Generally Having a Creepy Grin

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3-05
Quadruple Turner: Placard Holder, Esquire

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5-04

Dopple Turner: THE FIRST SIGHTING

 

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